Sep.10.2007 The September 10 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy at the MTV VMAs since Eric Nies got a little to frisky back in ‘91 with Naughty By Nature.

–The reviews are in: Britney Spears was a clusterf*ck. [SnarkyGossip]/[Pretty on the Outside]

–Kid Rock punched Tommy Lee at the VMAs, got arrested, is white trash. [TMZ]

–Mario WIlliams has more TDs than Reggie Bush. He’s also approximately 946% less awesome, so it evens out. [Brahsome]

–The Cowboys are, by estimation, on pace for a perfect football season. As is my fantasy team, the Endless Chatter. Both, in no small part, thanks to Jason Witten. [FanHouse]

And this has nothing to do with anything, but I had a dream that Lindsay Lohan and I fell in love last night. I met her in a doctor’s office and used my superior charms to get her number. She was working on recovering from her alcohol/drug problems and was noticeably subdued. But we worked on life. Together.

And also, just want to send out some love to Joe, a friend of the BoH who sent us the midget cagefighting clip and who’s recovering from spinal surgery or herpes…I forget which. Get well soon dude..the BOH cares.

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