Aug.29.2007 Leona Helmsley had sex with her dog
One can only assume that, at least, when you see that she left $12 million to the dog and no money to two grandchildren.
Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund, according to her will, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court.
She also left millions for her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, who was named to care for Trouble in her absence, as well as two of four grandchildren from her late son Jay Panzirer — so long as they visit their father’s grave site once each calendar year.
Otherwise, she wrote, neither will get a penny of the $5 million she left for each.
Helmsley left nothing to two of Jay Panzirer’s other children — Craig and Meegan Panzirer — for “reasons that are known to them,” she wrote.
That’ll learn you kids for not properly applying the peanut butter to grandma that will get Trouble a-lickin’.
When reached for comment, Trouble said he’s going to buy “a sh*tload of Snausages and the finest piece of poodle snizz” he can find. So good for him.
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