Aug.10.2007 Who the f*ck is naming these Hurricanes?
Hurricane Flossie? Are you serious? Yeah it’s damaging and scary blah blah rain blah blah board up your windows. But Flossie?
Here are things that can be named Flossie:
Your Aunt
A fancy car
Your favorite dental floss that you like to humanize
A pet
NOT a big ass world-destroying hurricane
Seriously, are the Cash Money Millionaires naming hurricanes now? Perhaps the Cavity Creeps, in an effort to make me disdainful towards floss? Can someone explain the logic of this to me?








effin’ cavity creeps…beautiful