Aug.02.2007 Claymation Dolly Parton plans triumphant return
The breastmonster known as Dolly Parton is going to make one more run at the charts with a new album, tour, and many torn shirts.
Dolly Parton will release her first “mainstream country” album in 17 years next February, and will promote it with a world tour, her manager said.
The disc will be the debut release for the country legend’s new label, Dolly Records.
“She’s going to be the only person on that label. We’re not signing any other artists — it’s going to be strictly for Dolly Parton,” said Danny Nozell, who also serves as the label’s general manager.
So why go independent and in-house? “She’s a free agent right now so we decided to go around to the majors to at least see what kind of distribution deals they were bringing in, and didn’t see anything I was interested in,” said Nozell.
Where I come from, the North, we call that “No one wants to produce my sh*tty album because I’m not relevant and look like a demon” instead of “New label,” but to each their own.
In a related story, I’d still have sex with her. I bet it would be like having sex with a roast beef sandwich attached to a couple of those crunch workout balls, but I’d do it. I think you’d have to. Out of respect.
hehe. good chance the album will be shitty considering most mainstream country is. but not relevant? check out her bluegrassier albums that have been somewhat recently released. her shit rocks.
and she puts on a helluva show for a sixty-year-old.
and she’d never hump you ;)