Jul.19.2007 The Morning Hot Link Orgy for 7/19

The only orgy you can ever have with Jessica Biel and Kevin James. And Kevin James’ bosoms are hungry for you.

–Finally, there’s a legitimate reason to masturbate to Sportscenter. Jessica Biel’s on for the drivel known as ESPN’s Who’s Now (w/ video) [Awful Announcing]

–Gary Dourdan, also known as weird looking black dude from CSI, responded (through the power of PR!) to the video of him attacking one of TMZ’s cameramen. TMZ is not pleased. You wouldn’t want to see TMZ when it’s angry. [TMZ]

–Some prosecutor in Texas shot himself in the head before being caught by NBC’s To Catch a Predator. Now his sister wants revenge…in the form of $100….MILLION dollars. The sweetest revenge of all, I say.[Defamer]

–Maybe Big Boi from Outkast shouldn’t be in movies. At least movies that involve him playing a caddy with a title based on a slang phrase from the mid 90s. No no…he just shouldn’t be in movies. [I Watch Stuff]

–Via Jossip, Jenny McCarthy likes Nachos. People Magazine, once again, please stop hitting me so hard with this weighty news. I don’t know that I can take this much important information. [People]