Jul.13.2007 The Morning Hot Link Orgy for 7/13

The only orgy where you can have sex with scissors.

–Wonder Woman scissors that feature her legs spread. That’s just not right. [Newsarama]

–I’m so gay for A Socialite’s Life. Anyway, Angelina Jolie bailed on a meeting with the Czech senate, presumably to adopt another ethnically ambiguous grey child. [A Socialite Life]

–Miss Gossip over at the Fanhouse interviewed Greg Oden. Phenomenally interesting and humorous. [The Fanhouse]

–ESPN’s Who’s Now is adding in Jessica Biel, Kevin James, and Mike Greenberg. Yes. Jessica Biel. Who’s Now categories will now include, “Would I blow this guy?” and “Would I allow him to c*m on me?” [Awful Announcing

--Jessica Simpson's breasts are real, spectacular, and contain the same amount of brain cells as her head. [Egotastic]

–John Travolta likes large breasts. In a related story, that guy he’s f*cking now has large breasts. [Rush and Molloy via Gawker]