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Jul.06.2007 Alvin and the Chipmunks look like Gs


Did you ever wonder what Alvin and his rodent compatriots would look like in hip-hop gear and CGI? No? Well f*ck you dude, they’ve got a movie coming out this Christmas, so here they are! And THEY ARE FUNKAY.

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These aren’t my daddy’s Chipmunks. They look mad fresh. Ill even. Perhaps like they’re ready to totally drop a mad dope bomb on me with ill rhymin’ and slick jivin’, so stop your guff jive turkey and prepare to be getting these chipmunks bustin’ a nut in yo eye!

In a related story, Alvin was finally arrested for crimes committed on the set of the film. He’s currently awaiting a court date for three counts of sexual assault on the Chipettes, one account of forcible sodomy on Jason Lee (who’ll be playing Dave in the film), and armed robbery of one of those Nuts 4 Nuts carts in New York City.

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One Response to “Alvin and the Chipmunks look like Gs”

  1. SCS on July 7th, 2007 10:45 am

    wow that looks really lame

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