Jul.05.2007 The Morning Hot Link Orgy for 7/5

–Should all bloggers have sex with each other and post about it to raise traffic? With my luck, I’d get Perez Hilton. And that’d be if I were lucky. Worst case scenario would be like FatSweatyGuyblog.com. [Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog?]

–Don’t know how I missed this the other day, but Jessica Simpson has calves the size of a bull testicle. I’m something between impressed and repulsed. [The Superficial]

–Britney “[doesn't] have a mother any more”. Which means that, as I’ve long suspected, this current incarnation of Britney Spears congealed from a load of sperm mixed with tequila and killed the original Britney whom I scrapped to many times. Very reassuring. [TMZ]

–LeBron James’s supposedly going to be doing a rap album, so here’s a look at all of the previous “efforts.” I’m not going to lie, I not only owned both of Shaq’s CDs, I also owned and played the hell out of Shaq Fu. I deserve whatever mockery comes from that. [100-Percent Injury Rate]

And that’ll do it for today. Coming up this fine Thursday will be a NEW WEEKLY FEATURE that I call “TEXT MESSAGE THURSDAY!” I’m like a hacky radio DJ with all these bits.

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