Jun.21.2007 You want to know about Katja Decker-Sadowski, eh?
It matters to some people that The Hills’ “male star” Jason Wahler, fresh out of rehab, is dating someone. It matters to me that she’s hot, blonde, plays tennis, and I’m able to completely invade her privacy. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you…USC tennis player Katja Decker-Sadowski’s Facebook profile. This is all you’ll ever need to know about this girl.
So let’s see…
–Katja is from Santa Barbara and was born July 1988, making her almost 19 (yay for being a big girl).
–I’ve seen the words “wholesome” and “All-American” bandied about for her. Well, she doesn’t seem to think so. She claims to have “OHFUCKS” disease.
Its when you have a long night of drinking and you take some random person home cuz you got those beer goggles on and you wake up the next morning w/o them and look at the person laying next to you and say OH FUCK8
–She may be a terrorist because she enjoys Cat Stevens.
–She likes singing, partying, friends, boat, beach, shopping. She loves boat, much like Brick Tamland loves lamp.
–Her “About Me:”
I like to have a good time
I believe moderation is for the mediocre
“If I drive Im gonna have to drink, because everyone knows, I am very conscious about my driving.” -Peter Griffin
WARNING: I tend to be a useless human being
Girls sleeping with Jason Wahler…so like us.
–Watch out though Jason, you have competition. From Katja’s wall…
Chip O’Steen (Ole Miss) wrote
at 5:33pm on June 20th, 2007
yo ho, u need a new boyfriend and that needs to be me…
Is there a new Southern bad boy in the picture? Ooh ooh ooh.
That’s the gist. Fortunately, we also have Facebook Applications here, providing us more interesting material. Here’s a couple of drawings on the Graffiti application that friends have left.
I can’t believe that Zoe found a way to incorrectly spell every word in her Graffiti. Like, she’s 0 for 3. That’s a real skill. Also are those two boys ogling Katja in the second picture about to have homosexual sex? The power of Katja and her siren song.
So there’s the scoop. In conclusion, I think I would tag her with the following:
*Bad taste in men
*Likes drinking
*Attractive
*Plays tennis
*Not as dumb as one might think based on her lack of typos. Her friends, not so much.
Internet, work your magic. Make Katja the next big fad!
OH MY GOD SHOES….you are sooooo famous and so pretty i want to be you
ok i actually know katja and she is nothing like you tagged her.
she is an upper class girl and very sophisticated.
there is no “Southern bad boy in the picture” because the person who wrote that is just kidding, and one of her good friends.
I find it impossible that my baseless conjecture could be anything other than completely accurate. Sorry, the post remains entirely accurate. What exactly am I wrong about?
You are so stupid. She is nothing like how you are saying she is. I went to school with her, Chip also went to school with her…next time get your facts right. How about this…get a life of your own.
BOH u are a dong
P.S. Your blog is really popular… pshhh fag
yeah i went to school with her too… in fact, i was at her house last night. she’s very nice person. and for the record, chip is just a close friend. and you’re just a douche…
my bologna has a first name its O - S - C - A - R
my bologna has a second name its M - E - Y - E - R
OH, i love to eat it every day
And if you ask me, I will SAY
cause’ OSCAR MEYER has a way with
BOLOGNA
love
i heard chip osteen totally wants to bang katja
and shes Polish too, like me:) Polish girls are the sexist ones out there…and that means she not an all-american girl most likely, even if she was born here.
I went to school with her 2!! she’s not like that!! Chip went to school with her! They are good friends!
Let’s see…
Marrying before she finishes college and has a life? Intends to have a long term relationship with someone with a history of violence, alcohol abuse, infidelity and no advanced education? And she willingly admits a history of bad decisions with men?
Yeah she’s not headed for disaster.
katjas hot and sosososo much better than lauren!!!! yayayayayay!
If anyone still wants to date Jason after watching our show, must be a complete idiot or just wanting to get down. Haha it’s almost as bad as SPENCER!!!
Love you guys!
xoxo
Lauren
Katja = Liar + Cheater
But ton of fun
Katja= hot+ jason and her are perfect for eachother.
anyone who says bad shit about her sucks at life.
plus I HEART JASON WAHLER
Lauren Conrad makes this girl look like shit! Jason Wahler where is your head man?
i think that weird named girl has nothing on lauren… jason you are stupid for askin her to marry you.. everyone totally realizes that you still want lauren! and i think thats wonderful. i think you and lauren are great together!!
No clue who she is but I’m pretty positive dumbass sums her up. Not many people continue dating a guy after they go out with their ex let alone get engaged to them a week later.
Lauren is wayyyy prettier but I hope she doesnt ever date that creep again.
the grl in the beach picture next to her is smokin….
katja is way prettier
Jason Wahler going from dating Lauran Conrad to becoming engaged to Katja Decker-Sadowski is kind of like giving up prime rib for sloppy joes… but, whatever… it’s his life. Katja seems like a better match for him anyway.
Lauren can do way better.
Katja looks so classy in that picture with the bottle of white wine.
Jason obviously was on the rebound when lauren DUMPED him. He goes and finds the first naive girl he meets, smittens her and then pops the question. He’s not fooling anyone. He’s still not over lauren, looks like he’s putting on an act to get her attention. Besides lauren is way too good for that boy. As for jasons new girl, just watched the hills and I must say that girl seems like a total B! She was so rude and she looked hella weird. Nice replacement jason… NOT!
Replace the wine bottle with Jason’s dick and you get the picture.
We were classmates in high school and she was always headed for disaster. Can anyone say sex in the school parking lot with dumbass? She is just another slut that hopes to make a name. Aristocratic rich drunk slut; thats Katja.
Oh and we needn’t forget the happy meal incident. She’s f***ed. Literally and figuratively. Thats the meaning of her life.
Everyone is talkin all this shit based on what they see on this page…but from what i saw on TV she acts like a bitch..
Lauren is very beautiful, I am glad she distanced herself from Jason. It was very obvious after seeing the show that Jason still has a very strong affection for Lauren.
As far as Jason’s fiance Katja, she is not attractive, she has no figure and it looks like her hair is thinning or very damaged near her forehead. She’s ugly actually…
Can we say UGLY ho. R we sure Jason isn’t still drinking? What an insecure little beeatch. Scared of LC much? LC’s hot. Katja is YUCK.
She is lucky, thats all there is to it. You’d think she could do better than a drunk though. Publicity anyone?
SHE IS NASTY IN REAL LIFE AND ON THE HILLS. SHE LOOKS LIKE ET…WITH THOSE NASTY EYES AND BIG ASS FOREHEAD. GROSS. SHE’S A SLUT, AND THEY BOTH CHEAT ON EACH OTHER. SHE IS TOTALLY WITH HIM FOR PUBLICITY, AND HE WENT ON THE DATE WITH LAUREN TO KETCHUP FOR PUBLICITY AND TO BE ON THE SHOW. duh! OH, AND SHE KNEW BEFORE THEY WENT TO KETCHUP THAT HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND…DERRRRRRR!!!!!
dude, katja is so ugly. how can anyone think she’s gorgeous? ick.
She is ugly, looks like a bitch, possibly has a 5 head && jason is better off with Lauren any day
Okay is anyone serious here?? omg…just watched the hills episode… SHE IS UGLY!!!!!!!! WOW….Fucked up everything…Deff Weird Looking….. I never thought Lauren was that pretty….But she is like an 11 compared to this chick! And She seemed like a total B*tch in the episode…with her dirty ass looks to Lauren. I give lauren respect for being there and supporting Jason. You can totally tell there are feelings between them still…If he didnt like Lauren still he wouldnt be spending so much time with her, and would Deff NOT CARE what she thinks….I think his new GF is just Fame Hungry, and looking for an easy way in…And thats from dating jason and using him for her fame onto the hillS! What A Bitch! I hope he dumps her and realizes his mistakes.
YOU ARE ALL DUMB WHORES. KATJA IS A SEXY FUCKER AND HONESTLY IF YOU DONT KNOW HER AND ARE WRITING ON THIS BLOG YOU ARE OVBIOUSLY A FAGGOT WITH NO LIFE WHO SPENDS ALL THEIR TIME “GOOGLING” RANDOS FROM THE HILLS. GET LIVES, REALLY. AND IF YOU WENT TO BOLLES AND YOU HATE HER YOU OVBIOUSLY ARE JEALOUS THAT SHE’S HOTTER, RICHER, AND MORE FUCKING FUN THAN YOU. HONESTLY, GET LIVES, STOP BLOGGING, AND FUCKING LAY OFF HER.
OH AND BY THE WAY WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO HAVE SEX IS THEIR SCHOOL PARKING LOT WITH THEIR BOYFRIEND? YOU’RE ALL FAT PRUDES
i love katja! lauren you are boring and not cute.. .buh bye now
you mine as well have sex just out in the fucking street! Having sex with someone is a special thing that shouldnt be shared with everyone else… That is a slutty move!!!
to whoever was defending katja and saying to chris to get his own life…
shes on tv now and if you hadn’t realized no one on tv has a personal life
the media is always in it and so is everyone else
theres nothing you can do about it
so your wasting your time arguing with people
I honestly don’t know why that DONK up there is commenting saying we are gay lifeless fat prudes….why is ass goblin crying about it if everyone in this blog is a waste of time? I think maybe he’s just mad because he is the one guy she wouldnt have sex with…but Im just a dumb whore so what would I know.
Ok people let’s set the record straight. I know I am better than any of you especially katja. Whether you think she’s a slut, golddigger, whichever you choose, Jason and her are mean’t to be. Of course when i did first find out I was a little hurt inside, but I’m getting over it, but i still fantasize about his thick C*CK thrusting in and out of my tight wet P*SSY. And i know for a fact that he still has feelings for me and wants to be with me. I mean who wouldnt?! We’ve had conversations that I dont want to go into too much detail about but…let’s just say the feelings are still there. It is quite comical as he plays it off to the media how happy they are with each other and it is only a matter of time until katja fucks up [like I hear she tends to do] but thats a whole other story. So as my final thoughts are concurring in my mind I will leave it at this: I, Lauren Conrad, have more class, more style, more security, more MONEY than any bitch who gets a taste of my sloppy seconds! So Katja, honey, how does it taste? You like it? Because I know jason did. I was and still am the BEST thing Jason Wahler has in his life.
Oh yeah there was this thing i heard about you liking to fist yourself? whats that all about?
~XOXO~
Lauren
Katja is an ugly whore,
and lauren being my BFFL, iknow that deep down inside they both (lauren and jason) love eachother and constantly have wet dreams about eachother.
kisssses,
audrina.
AMEN
that katja girl looks like an alien. With those big ass bug eyes on opposite ends of her head. so freaky looking. She’s nasty. and a PIG.
hahahahah to sept. 26th, anon:
FIRST, THIS CHICK IS BY NO MEANS ‘RICH’.
Lauren is ‘RICH’.
Katja may be ‘well off’ but she is by NO means rich. Her parents couldn’t even afford an APARTMENT FOR HER AT SCHOOL!!!
and she drives a DUMPY car!
SHE IS UGLY, HAS A HUGE ASS HEAD ( WITH A LITTLE BRAIN) AND SHE’S A WHORE.
THERE IS a RUMOUR…yes, rumour - that she has STD’s!
she is gross, smells and her dorm room was NASTY.
She is a very good tennis player, but the girl is trash. Same with her family and even uglier sister.
LAUREN IS A CLASS ACT COMPARED TO THIS PIG.
****PS, THE SHOW IS SCRIPTED ENTIRELY….
Katja was not as rude as she appeared. They edited like that. She actually TALKED TO LAUREN THE WHOLE NIGHT IN HOPES OF GETTING HER UGLY FACE ON TV.
dontmesswiththebigones =)
When i saw that episode of the hills i thought it was the most tragic thing every. lauren is ten million times better then she could ever be and why do people say shes hot? i dont think so..shes even still jealous of lauren seeing as the way she acted when lauren was talking to jason…
She’s pretty cute. so many haters!
that is the most rediculous amount of rumors ever. katja wuld never do that in a parking lot and she is rich and she is hot and im sure she does not have stds. ha u guys are so jealous its crazy