May.28.2007 Happy Memorial Day. Here’s things!
It’s Memorial Day and I’m going to be going out driving with my new ladyfriend Lindsay Lohan. She’s very excitable and enthusiastic though quite adamant on the fact that I need to put this bag of flour she has into the trunk of the car rather than leaving it sitting in the back seat. To each their own, I suppose.
Due to a link from glorious blog leader Deadspin, there’s an abundance of extra visitors yesterday and today. So if you’re new to this site and are avoiding the barbecue or beach today, I’ll throw out these three posts as ones to read, since they’re some of the more popular ones. If you’re not hooked, then…I don’t know…maybe I should try harder?
–An interview with Farfur the Martyr Mouse, of Palestinian TV fame.
–The trials and tribulations of “Subway Superman” Wesley Autrey
Back tomorrow morning. Leave me your favorite kind of phallic meat item in the comments below.






I don’t see how there’s any other option other than kielbasa.
No I am not a size queen.
I have a hard time believing that.
Also, for the record, it’s hot dogs for me. Ask me about Hot Dog Day!