Jan.09.2007 In you face, legitimate media!
So apparently, the cause of the stench wafting around New York City wasn’t New York at all…it was New Jersey. Well, that’s funny. I swear I heard that somewhere else. Oh yeah, I know where. RIGHT HERE YOU BASTARDS.
Of course New York smells. But does it smell that horrendous? While CNN may not specifically address an obvious clue in their article, the Blog of Hilarity always strives to dig a little deeper…
Question answered. While the liberal media might have you believe this is a terrorist cell unleashing the “A Bomb” (in which the A stands for “ass”), it’s just another case of New Jersey smelling like shit and then not adhering to the ancient, well-established rules of “He who smelt it dealt it.”
But am I quoted in the AP article? No. Once again, the liberal media has ignored the unquenchable purveyor of truth that is the Blog of Hilarity. What is it going to take for your CNNs, your APs, your Fox News..es…es…to realize that I am a legitimate journalist. Sure, we here make self-aggrandizing jokes and obsess over sexpot 18 year-olds, but so does Morley Safer, and do people take him any less seriously? These outrages will not stand, media. I went to Journalism school, I know how to write..things…good. I demand…respectful…type…stuff…to be told…of me.
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