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Dec.12.2006 Beyonce finds a way to be crazy while still being uninteresting


Via Page Six, Beyonce’s back to talking about her wacky other personality that allows her to do things that border on the slutty while on-stage.

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“I become someone else when I’m onstage. I call that stage persona ‘Sasha,’ ” the “Dreamgirls” star told Parade’s Dotson Rader. “I wouldn’t like Sasha if I met her off stage.” She’s “too aggressive, too strong, too sassy, too sexy! I’m not like her in real life at all. I’m not flirtatious and super-confident and fearless like her. What I feel onstage I don’t feel anywhere else. It’s an out-of-body experience. I created my stage persona . . . so that when I go home, I don’t have to think about what it is I do. Sasha isn’t me. The people around me know who I really am.”

I think she’s going for “eccentric” and “artistic” but instead is coming off as “douchey” and “insane.” And she’s not telling me enough. Are her performance checks also mad out to Sasha? Does she have a personality for doing menial tasks like grocery shopping and income tax filing (perhaps called “Assistant Annie”)?

For me personally, I’m so outrageous, outgoing, and interesting that I have to come up with a dull personality for my day-to-day life. The booty-pulsating, off-color joke-making Chris wouldn’t be tolerated in most normal environments. That’s why “Fred” is the one that goes to work. He’s a lot like the PC guy from those Mac commercials: dorky, sweet, in love with C++ GUI, but tremendously well-endowed.

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