Oct.24.2006 Bad press is good press my ass!
You know, I was just enjoying a leisurely moment after my disheartening loss in the new tiger woods game. I was sitting down with my school-issued laptop — it has a license plate on the back to prevent minorities from stealing it (it doesn’t work) — and I went to check my gmail account. Guess how I excited I was when I saw an email that emphatically declared that I had received a comment on my very first blog post. Barely able to keep it in my pants — barely — I opened the email and what did I see?
Dark fuck
What puzzled me more was that the name read, “Not Chris.” Ok, I’ll admit, that was funny, but just because I lmao’ed a few times doesn’t mean that it’s cool. It is not cool “Not Chris.” How bout I “Not club” your “Not face” into the “Not ground?” And furthermore, how does this person know I am so dark. Are people mistaking my shadow for the actual me? You know, I used to think I had a smooth-brown-American-bred-negro tone. But whatever my place on the spectrum, I only marginally enjoyed that.
Chris likes the fact that people are even reading and making posts. Still, I don’t know if I want the type of fame that stems from people’s hatred of me. Kevin Federline, “I DON’T WANT YOUR LIFE!”
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