The hottest orgy with awful sports fans

–A breakdown of some cities you don’t want to be a sports fan in. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

–Jessica Simpson looks like a hot chick from the 60s at the taping of Disney’s Christmas special. [ICYDK]

–Scarlett Johansson has not had a nose job and she will END you for even implying it. Ideally with mammary suffocation. [The Superficial]

–If you ever needed Christmas ornaments to not get you laid, check out this post. [Boing Boing]

–A reminder…join the Blog of Hilarity brand page on Facebook. I’ll keep reminding you until you all join, bastards. YOU’RE ONLY PUNISHING YOURSELVES. [Facebook]