Dec.06.2007 Santa Claus is all about the oral sex
This might be doctored, frankly, I don’t care because it made me guffaw aloud (GA…it’s way catchier than LOL. Feel free to adopt it as your own). From Gizmodo comes this interaction with a Santa Claus IM bot and some dude.

I don’t really know what witty little extra punchline to add to this other than that I love Santa even more than before. Fortunately for both of us, I wished for oral sex from a big fat bearded man NOT related to me, so this year, we both can finally get what we want. I’m fully prepared to dip my genitals in cookie dough. Fully.








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