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Dec.12.2007 Britney Spears will not acknowledge your human “Laws”


Britney Spears claimed sickness today as a reason for not showing up for a scheduled deposition with K-Fed and their lawyers regarding their ongoing custody battle.

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Britney Spears called in sick to a scheduled deposition in her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline, his attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said at a press conference Wednesday.

“Approximately 10 minutes after her council appeared they were notified that because of an illness or medical condition Ms. Spears would not appear today and consequently the deposition is not going forward,” he said.

Spears, 26, was supposed to show at Kaplan’s L.A. office at 10 a.m. to face a barrage of questions, including her past drug and alcohol use and her alleged failure to follow court orders, Usmagazine.com had reported.

Wow, she used to have quite an ass. Every time you read about Britney, just remember…she used to look like that. Amaaaaazing.

But now, oh boy, she just has no understanding of responsibility or laws (see: shoplifting). Which is fine if you’re a wealthy celebrity and don’t want to actually be a part of society. But you can’t fight for your kids and do that. I mean, unless you want to teach your kids how to go on coke binges and owe guys named Skeeto money with great regularity. Then you could do both. Because kids need to learn about coke binges somewhere and, really, it begins at home.

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4 Responses to “Britney Spears will not acknowledge your human “Laws””

  1. rina on February 26th, 2008 7:26 am

    o britney you are so beautiful

  2. harsh mehta on February 28th, 2008 10:57 am

    i just want to sped my life with u

  3. Ana on February 29th, 2008 12:07 am

    I always want to be like you, but know I just think everyday on how to spend my time with my daughter. You can’t let him win… you are better than that, just think on your kids they should be your reason to live; friends don’t last forever, believe me. Wish you the best

  4. dorentina on June 22nd, 2008 3:39 pm

    you are a good girl

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