Nov.12.2007 What’s Angelina Jolie gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside her trunk…apparently, split her pants in half.
It’s hard not to envy Hollywood star Angelina Jolie – pictured with arm wrapped round one of the world’s sexiest men, actor Brad Pitt at the premiere of her new film Beowulf.
But on closer inspection, the star was having a few wardrobe malfunctions - including her leather trousers splitting at the seams.
First, Angelina got herself into a somewhat sticky situation as the sexy star’s Christian Louboutin stiletto shoe got stuck in a wad of chewing gum on the red carpet.
As she cuddled lover Brad Pitt, his hand, which was placed strategically on her bottom, inadvertently concealing a split spreading in the seam of her tight leather trousers.
That’s just how I like my women. With so much ass that their pants split. In fact, that was going to be my debut hip-hop single, I LIKES IT WHEN DEY PANTS SPLIT. It was going to be me and Too Short rapping about how we like so much booty crammed into jeans that girls can’t even sit down right. The video would have had girls in big asses walking around and doing things like dancing and getting water balloons thrown at them by Too Short and me. Then that little Buddy Lee doll from the Levi’s commercials would see one of the asses and his little doll head would explode. Then Too Short and I would perform the chorus while singing into the girls’ asses like microphones.
It’s a love ballad, really.
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