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Nov.09.2007 America’s tallest man is a black dude? No way.


Not to be racist…okay, maybe a little racist…It must suck to be a 7′8 black guy and have not been in the NBA.

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Say hi to the Guinness World Record holder for America’s tallest man, 50 year-old George Bell, a sheriff’s deputy in Norfolk, VA. Who couldn’t run away from a 50 year-old giant? He probably has awful knees. And he couldn’t even crouch down to get you if you’re hiding under something. He’d just go “Fee Fi Fo” and stomp around angrily. Then you clip him in the back of the leg and run. Read more about it in my book “How to Beat Up Freaks: Survival Guide.” It’s in your local book store now! Don’t attack a giant without it!

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2 Responses to “America’s tallest man is a black dude? No way.”

  1. Jamila on August 6th, 2008 11:45 pm

    He probaly wanted to be a cop. He probaly doesn’t know how to play basketball. Not every African American that is tall want to be a basketball star.

  2. Chuck on October 26th, 2008 6:26 pm

    “He probaly [sic] wanted to be a cop…”

    Is that why, at age 50, he’s a DEPUTY? Not even a real sheriff… come on.
    Even Gheorghe Muresan and Shawn Bradley made careers in the NBA, and they suck! If you’re that tall, and not in the NBA, you fail. And if you’re 50, and still a “deputy”, you double fail.

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