The hottest orgy that results in someone’s death

–So the Washington Redskins’ Sean Taylor passed away after his gunshots to the groin. I had no clue groin gunshots were so deadly. [ESPN.com]

–Speaking of Sean Taylor, I wasn’t the only one who was rough in mocking him on his deathbed. So was ESPN’s Mike Wilbon. [Mr. Irrelevant]

–Jessica Alba wants to take a stab at Broadway. Just what Broadway needs…less nudity. [A Socialite's Life]

–Salma Hayek’s baby was born. Prepare to not go hungry for your first couple months, kid. [The Insider]

–And yeah, another self-promotional Facebook link. Blog of Hilarity now has its own “Brand page”…it’s like a group but it’s something only extremely professional companies like this one have. So join it, for the love of God. [Facebook]