Nov.26.2007 The November 26 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy designed to educate you ignorant sluts. I’m sorry, I just realized that I’ve never said “ignorant slut” on this site and it was my Thanksgiving resolution to do so. Wait, you don’t do resolutions on Thanksgiving? F*ck me.

–Apparently, my alma mater USC is chock full of thugs. If by thugs, you mean sexy blonde bitches, then yes. And in that definition, Jessica Simpson is like Tupac…thug life niggas. [Awful Announcing]

–So Sean Connery is swearing he’s done with film. Apparently, somebody hasn’t read my script about the high school boys that build a sex robot that gets them into all kind of wacky adventures. Mr. Connery would play the robot. In full robotic costume. I’ll be awaiting your call, Connery. [ICYDK]

–One of Britney’s kids is walking. Yeah, well, I walk like every day. You don’t hear me bragging about it. [X17 Online]

–Speaking of Britney, she’s adopting Chinese babies. I’ve tried that. Turns out, they’re not too good at making egg rolls. Prepare for a world of disappointment. [News of the World]

–A friendly reminder…if you’re a regular reader of this site, you should be my friend on Facebook. I want to be the Dane Cook of Facebook. With approximately 95% as much Jessica Simpson fingerbanging. [Facebook]