Nov.06.2007 Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel to star in movie
So this came across our Google Reader this morning and it’s very important news. Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel will be starring in a movie. Word is that they’ll be “acting.”
Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel are attached to star in “Nailed,” a risque political satire co-written by a daughter of Al Gore.
David O. Russell (”Three Kings”) is attached to direct from a screenplay co-written with Kristin Gore, a published novelist and former writer on “Futurama.”
Biel would play Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward small-town receptionist who has a nail accidentally shot into her head by a clumsy workman, eliciting wild sexual urges.
The uninsured Joyce goes on a crusade to Washington to fight for the rights of the bizarrely injured. She meets an immoral congressman (Gyllenhaal) who takes advantage of her sex drive and capitalizes on her crusade as Joyce heads into her own career in politics.
When reached for comment, Gyllenhaal said he’s “looking forward to *gag* working with a *snort* beautiful actress like Jessica Biel and dealing with her character’s *vomit* sex drive.” Gyllenhaal added that he really enjoys her “penis” then quickly corrected himself and said, “lack of a penis.”
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