Nov.07.2007 Hilary Duff loves to party
There’s a million reasons to love Hilary Duff, whether it be her cute face, supple butt cheeks, or her growing breasts. Now that I already sound like a creepy old man, let’s throw in lap dances!
The pretty actress - who shot to fame in kids’ TV show Lizzie maguire - treated her ice hockey star boyfriend MIKE COMRIE to the saucy performance at exclusive New York hot spot Tenjune.
A partygoer said: “Hilary was having a wild night, drinking Veuve Clicquot straight out of the bottle.
“She looked nothing like the sweet little Lizzie Maguire she once was as she treated Mike to a series of raunchy lap dances.
Hilary, 20, did put a stop to the raunchy act when the DJ played her own new song Wake Up.
This is pretty great news if you’re someone like me or the New York Times and you like reporting on hot celebrity girls doing slutty things. Respected outlets like us love hot whorishness.
It says a lot that she would stop the lap dancing when her new song came on. I think she just got self-conscious. But if you’re confident, you can do things like lap dance to your own music, or act out scenes from your movie in restaurants, or jerk off to your own visage on my computer while kissing my headshot from when I wanted to be an actor. You know, normal average Joe kind of things.
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