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Nov.12.2007 Hayden Panettiere did something newsworthy I’m sure


Why would I be posting a picture of her if she didn’t? What, are you calling me a liar? Okay so what if I did want to run this picture Vanity Fair photo from the fine folks at Celebutopia.net for no reason. Would you really blame me?

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I always enjoy when, for photoshoots, they make hot young starlets dress like girls from the 50s. I don’t really know why. It may be because I’ve secretly pined after Jayne Mansfield for years. Not Marilyn Monroe though. She’s too dirty. I bet Joe DiMaggio not only put bats in her, but also gloves, bases, Cracker Jack boxes, Ted Williams, maybe even bat boys. Completely.

What were we talking about? Oh right. Newsworthiness. Heroes is on tonight. So there you go. Everyone goes home happy!

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2 Responses to “Hayden Panettiere did something newsworthy I’m sure”

  1. Kent on November 13th, 2007 6:45 am

    Why don’t you just stop? This blog is like the world’s most tedious frat boy’s livejournal.

  2. chris on November 13th, 2007 8:27 am

    Feel free to stop reading any day, Kunt. There’s a million sites out there. So so sad.

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