Nov.08.2007 Britney Spears isn’t good at keeping appointments
Nobody’s accusing Britney of being a beacon of accountability, but she’s proving to be particularly unreliable when it comes to appointments that involve being tested for narcotics.
Britney Spears did not respond to eight of 14 random drug test requests, Kevin Federline’s attorney said in court Thursday.
Alleging the singer lives in a “parallel universe,” lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan reminded the court that the singer had been reprimanded three times by Commissioner Scott Gordon for failing to be reachable by phone.
“Mr. Federline doesn’t want to take these children out of their mother’s life, but what are we to do?” Kaplan said.
There really isn’t much K-Fed can do. Other than bust out some ill dance moves. But that wouldn’t really solve this situation. Unless he can challenge Britney to a dance-off for the rights to the children. Then that would actually solve the problem. I have no clue why my show about me being a judge that solves celebrity disputes didn’t get off the ground. I would have had a sassy black man as bailiff who would say things like, “AIN’T THAT THE TRUTH” and “I HEAR THAT” whenever I put one of those celebrities in their place. It would have been extremely important television.
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