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Nov.09.2007 Amy Winehouse is Pablo Escobar or something


Police are breaking into Amy Winehouse’s home, seizing things and arresting her boyfriend. This may not be good. Story with video here.

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Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil was sensationally arrested in front of her last night over a claimed £200,000 plot to fix a trial.

As eight plain-clothed officers manacled Fielder-Civil and led him off to cells, the tearful jazz diva begged hysterically: “I want to go with him.”

Then she stood on tiptoe, threw her arms around his neck, hugged and kissed him and repeatedly said: “Baby, I love you. Baby, I’ll be fine.” Finally, weeping and hyperventilating Amy, 24, ran out of the flat and shouted to Fielder-Civil in the courtyard below: “I’ll be fine. Baby, I love.”

Who has time for pronouns when the love of your life whom you occasionally get in bloody fights with is being carted away. Also, what an egomaniac. He’s getting cuffed and dragged into a police car and she’s like, “Hey, don’t worry Baby, I’m doing great! Gonna go get a sauna or something! Cool beans!”

Amy Winehouse may legitimately be the biggest trainwreck of any celebrity. I mean, yeah Britney Spears is a debacle, but she’s not like involved in racketeering and fixing trials. The worst she’s done, probably, is eat Mayor McCheese. That was a crime of passion.

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