It’s hardly ironic though. More like incredibly inconvenient. I blame some Native American at Foxwoods doing the Electric Slide for this deluge of rain.

Anyway, this commute to work is taking arguably three times as long as usual. The cars are hardly moving as the rain attacks our cars violently. I look around at the other drivers because I always enjoy people’s reactions to traffic.

I can see into a big, hideous sky blue truck. The driver looks kind of tired. He starts writhing around a bit. I just figure he’s tired of sitting in his truck for who knows how many hours.

His body is moving around still…kind of contorting. As we start to move once more, I realize what’s up.

I just watched this truck driver masturbate. Awkward.

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