Nov.07.2006 Does it really give a whole new meaning to the word “Whopper?”
Apparently some kids working at a Burger King in New Mexico sprinkled pot in some of their burgers, some of which happened to go to Albuquerque Police. As Scooby Doo might say, “Ruh roh!” Or perhaps “Resus rist it ras rust a rittle rank, re rardry reserve ra rerony rinrictment.” And he’d be right. And also more legally aware than a talking Great Dane should be.
Look at that Whopper. It’s like it’s staring a hole through me with the potential menace laying between its buns, much like a male prostitute in Haiti.
“It gives a whole new meaning to the word ‘Whopper,”‘ the officers’ attorney, Sam Bregman, said Monday.
“The idea that these hoodlums would put marijuana into a hamburger and therefore attempt to impair law enforcement officers trying to do their jobs is outrageous.”
Three Burger King employees were arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and aggravated battery on an officer, a felony. They later were indicted.
I fail to see how it “gives a whole new meaning to the word ‘Whopper.’” In fact, I loathe that phrase. If you point to a hat and go “dildo,” then that would be giving a whole new meaning to the word “dildo.” But why would you do that? It’s a hat. You’re crazy. Also, apparently it’s a felony to take those sanctimonious Albuquerque cops down a peg. Bastards.
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