Oct.29.2007 Things you can do if you’re a lonely lonely person
Step 1: Put costumes on pets.
Step 2: Cry.
Step 3: Dinner for one.
Cowboy. Dog. Cowdog. Not a combination of a cow and a dog, but a dog that rustles cows.
Surly F*cking Cat in an Awful Hat.
Dog with eight legs.
Britney Spears. This dog better be female because otherwise, oh man are some kids going to get mauled in response to these indignities.
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