Oct.08.2007 Prepare for even more Britney
Reports are coming out that Britney Spears’ $6 million Beverly Hills house was robbed. Not only robbed of expensive items, but also sex tapes, photos, and slutty outfits.
The 25-year-old star was left in tears when she returned home from a night out at the five-star Peninsula Beverly Hills hotel at around 2am to find thieves had raided her $6 million property.
The burglars are believed to have made off with Britney’s collection of raunchy homemade sex tapes as well as a selection of the singer’s steamiest photographs.
Some of the uniforms Britney allegedly wears for kinky sex games and personal pictures of her sons, two-year-old Sean Preston, and one-year-old Jayden James, were also taken.
It’d be even more fun if she wore sexy roleplaying outfits when taking care of her kids. Dressing up like a Catholic school girl with an exposed snizz is just good parenting, if you ask me.
The burglary comes in a very interesting time, around the same time as this video of a woman confronting Britney and her getting-hotter-by-the-day sister Jamie Lynn.
Frankly, I’m a little surprised by the idea of Britney having such a kinky side. Multiple sex tapes? Costumes? I’m just glad they didn’t steal the well-endowed midget Britney keeps under her bed for pleasure purposes. If they took Tripod Tim, she’d truly have nothing to live for.
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