Lindsay Lohan is totally going to learn!

Oct.04, 2007 in Girls I Would Copulate With

Frat boys, prepare your roofies, Lindsay Lohan might be coming to your university!

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[W]hile everything is looking lush in Lindsay’s personal life, it seems she may have to “Li-Lo” for a while or search for a new skill if she wants to further boost her bountiful bank balance.

“It will most likely take years of perfect behavior before Lindsay will work again,” a very high-profile Paramount producer told Pop Tarts. “It will literally cost a network millions to insure her for a movie and as talented as she is, it is highly unlikely that studios will be quick to get (her) back on the set.”

“Despite what so many people think, Lindsay is an incredibly smart girl and always wanted to have that college experience,” our source said. “She’s looked into a few institutions on the east coast and will most likely major in something like psychology. At this stage, NYU is a hot favorite.”

Pop Tarts also has learned that her father, Michael Lohan, arrived at the Cirque Lodge facility on Monday night to spend five days with his daughter, and apparently the two are preparing applications for Linds to start studying in the spring.

If Lindsay Lohan goes to NYU, needless to say, I’ll be making a few extra trips to St. Mark’s Place monthly. Just saying.

Really though, I kind of feel bad for her. When you’re so wealthy and so accomplished, what else do you have to do in life? She doesn’t really NEED to learn anything. Hell, she’ll probably only be exposed as a moron if she got into an elite college like an NYU. And she wouldn’t be able to live a normal life anyway. Would guys be fingerf*cking her on the Quad because she’s a great person? Or because she’s Lindsay Lohan? How can she know! When she gets fingerf*cked, she wants it to be for the right reasons, dammit.

Image above is of Vintage Lohan…we shan’t discuss her extra rehab poundage she’s toting around.