Oct.29.2007 Amy Fisher has a sex tape

Former Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher has a sex tape coming out and oh boy feel my excitement. The best sex tapes are the ones made in committed relationships with a fat husband.

A sex tape of Amy Fisher and her husband, Lou Bellera, is in the hands of a Los Angeles porn distributor, and the onetime teen temptress isn’t happy about it, her former business partner said yesterday.

But in the time Fisher and her hubby were in Splitsville, Bellera hawked the tape to L.A. smut peddler Red Light District Video, which is expected to start selling their steamy footage next month.

“I feel bad for Amy and Lou,” Krieff added. “I think they were having a fight and he made a bad decision that’s coming back to haunt them now.”

Yeah I’m sure she’s real torn up about it. She had so much going for her. What with her grocery shopping and her car driving to the grocery store. This kind of thing could really hurt Amy Fisher.

Reviews of the tape so far have been strong. One reviewer even called it poetic, as, in a stunning twist on Fisher’s situation with Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the tape ends with Amy Fisher getting shot in the face.

PS Great job on spelling in the headline, NY Post

Random Posts

• Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert are friends
• MIDGET FRIDAY! Midget assaults woman in shaving cream battle
• The April 16 Hot Link Orgy
• HLWIS: Chevy Commercial
• Who the f*ck is naming these Hurricanes?
• Women know what they want
• Nick Nolte’s in a good place