I’m at LaGuardia bringing this Hey Look What I See to you live from my Blackberry. There’s this blonde 12 year-old here listening to his lil iPod and he keeps glancing over here, looking kind of smugly. He occasionally makes his little faces while twirling his Aryan hair.

This kid is a c*nt…a real future Duke lacrosse player. The wonders of technology allow me to say that without a PC at my fingertips. I wonder if RIM thought that this was one possible usage of their delightful machine…calling minors c*nts.

Update: This didn’t post from my Blackberry apparently. So, RIM…you are ON NOTICE.

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