The Chevy commercial with gas pumps being assholes to people. What’s up with that? (Also what’s the deal with airline peanuts? Sorry. I don’t intend for these posts to become observational comedy).

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But why are the pumps so surly? Is it because they’re just jerks? I’d say no. I think it’s because you’re taking away their life essence so you can go get yourself another burger, fatty. You damn pig Americans and your need to consume and consume. So maybe the pumps aren’t the assholes.

Think about it.

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