Coming to you live once again from my Blackberry (probably meaning this entry is tape delayed until I can get my laptop somewhere with access to the interweb) in the scenic Denver airport.

As I wait here for an arrival, I noticed a person cleaning up around me. A Mexican cleaning person! The novelty!

But really though, sarcasm aside, I had no clue that they had spread all the way up to thin-aired, frigid Denver. I mean, this is no place for Salsa dancing, pinata beating, nor enchilada eating.

And they say these people take jobs Americans don’t want. What American wouldn’t like a job in subzero temperatures and an altitude that makes you sleepy cleaning an airport at 7AM? That sounds like the American dream!

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