Sep.15.2008 The Nautica Malibu Triathlon has ruined so many fantasies

Everybody always goes crazy when a female athlete is attractive and I usually go, “Well, that’s cool I guess.” But maybe everyone is right, we should respect our attractive female athletes more because holy crap look at how awful these “attractive” celebrity women look when competing in the 2008 Nautica Malibu Triathlon this weekend.

No, that isn’t a resurrected Andre the Giant competing in the photo above, that’s actually Tiffani Thiessen. Upon seeing this photo, I immediately burned all my Saved by the Bell fan-fiction. I also felt oddly compelled to keep turning my See ‘N’ Say to the cow and just listen to what the cow says, but that’s neither here nor there.

More photos below…even the normally adorable Eliza Dushku kind of looks like a slob. And Anna Kournikova seems to have won the event (or been given a medal for her prize-winning beach pokies), but I can’t confirm or deny that because all the news about it seems to stem from that sloppy teapot shaped Jennifer Lopez actually competing the event. Ugh. If you’re looking for a control in your Levitra clinical testings, click the photos after Anna Kournikova below. In fairness, Cindy Crawford had the good grace to not compete and stay made up like a normal woman but whatever, she’s old so she’s lumped in with the rest. Take THAT, famous supermodel!

L to R: Anna Kournikova (x2), Jennifer Lopez (x2), Tiffani “Moo Cow” Thiessen (x2, w/ bonus Zack Morris sighting!), Eliza Dushku (x2), Felicity Huffman, Cindy Crawford

[Even more photos here]

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