Sep.23.2008 Dita Von Teese must have giant boobs
Like literally, not just the large breasts she has strapped to her chest like luscious timebombs. Apparently she’s posing with Megazord’s mother (Mamazord?)’s bra to launch her new line of undergarments.
But today dressed in a peach evening gown and heels, the world-renowned queen of burlesque launched her new line of vintage-inspired pieces from the cups of a huge sequinned bra in Covent Garden.
Wonderbra by Dita Von Teese is a combination of 1950s shapes and 1940s fabrics and is her first line of designed garments.
Von Teese used her fascination with vintage underwear, taking inspiration from her own collection, to help her designs.
The pieces include a mixture of suspenders, thongs and bras, which Von Teese says are so comfortable that she wears them regularly.
Suspenders? I get that Dita’s all like “OOH I’M SO BURLESQUE, VOGUE!” and such but what the fuck woman in her right mind is wearing suspenders. If I’m seeing some girl and she’s wearing suspenders, I’m assuming she’s either a 1980s prop comic or a ventriloquist dummy. And I’ll be damned if I fall in love with another ventriloquist dummy. He had such sweet words coming out of his mouth, but I knew they weren’t from his heart.
That’s probably a British article. What they call “suspenders” we call “garters” and that makes more sense. They call suspenders “braces.”