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Sep.07.2007 What not to do when you have a meth lab


Everyone always wants publicity for their causes. But sometimes, maybe eschewing attention might be a wiser idea. Particularly if you’re bad at dialing a phone and have a meth lab in your house.

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A man trying to call a news station to complain about not getting a FEMA trailer after Hurricane Katrina accidentally dialed 911 and was charged with making methamphetamine after police arrived, authorities said.

Curtiss Randall Coleman was trying to get the number for Biloxi’s WLOX-TV on Wednesday just before the 6 p.m. newscast, investigators said. He misdialed when trying to reach directory information and called 911 instead of 411.

When he hung up on the emergency dispatcher, the Jackson County Sheriff’s Department was sent to the home to see if anyone was in need of assistance. Deputies said that when they arrived at Coleman’s house, no one answered the door. Officers broke in and allegedly found a methamphetamine lab.

He makes a good point though. He was always just a hard-working man and Hurricane Katrina ruined his life. Without that FEMA trailer, he was forced to sell meth just to make ends meet. It’s unfair to hold this against him. He’s a victim of society.

The victims here though are the meth addicts in Mississippi. Frankly, they get the shaft far too often. We must salute our Overly Hyper, Jittery American friends and treat them as equals rather than just Guys We Sell Our Drugs too. And that’s why Communism was onto something.

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One Response to “What not to do when you have a meth lab”

  1. ellla on November 23rd, 2007 10:14 am

    i think meth is GAY :D sorry guys but it is mandem its mean n hurts u :( we dnt want tht now do we ??

    lovage 2 all da adicts :) xx xx x x

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