Sep.06.2007 The September 6 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a broke Lindsay Lohan since she spent her Parent Trap earnings on several thousand My Little Pony flasks.
–Lindsay Lohan is broke. Lindsay, I’m going to throw this out there…I’ll allow you to have sex with me for a negative five dollars. Just want you to know. I care. [A Socialite's Life]
–Jenna Fischer is now single. Jenna, I offer you the same deal I offered Lindsay Lohan, but I will wear a “Jim” mask. [Just Jared]
–Natalie Portman might be nude in some movie. Why do people care? You’re seeing her face…that’s the main thing she has going for her. If I wanted to see people built like Natalie Portman, I’d spend more time running into Chris Hanson. [Egotastic[
--Kelli Croyle is a fine piece of woman. So much so that, when watching Hard Knocks with a friend, we just kept going "Wow" and high-fiving. This is what men do when we see attractive "non-celebrity" women. Now you know. [With Leather]
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