Sep.24.2007 Oreo’s Dessert Pizza seems like a great idea
I don’t know about you, but on most of the shows I watch (let’s say mostly guycentric stuff like football, ESPN, and Gossip Girl…wait what?), I’ve been inundated by this f*cking commercial for Oreo’s Dessert Pizza. Even on the way to the gym I go to every day, there’s a Dominos with an enormous banner celebrating its arrival, which both simultaneously motivates and demotivates me to hit the elliptical machine like the sorority girl I am.
Just watching this ad gave me diabetes. I think actually eating this might make me combust and turn into a mountain of gelatinous, gooey flesh.
Honestly, I think I’d rather take bites out of my own flesh before I’d eat this concoction. Well, I’d probably be willing to eat my own flesh anyways. I feel like I’d be pretty delicious. Nice and lean, but still reasonably supple. A good wasabi marinade and I’d have the kick necessary to really leave an impression.
Is this supposed to be funny? I thought this was a blog of hilarity. Not “blog about some douche bag who tries so hard to be funny but just cant do it right”.
Dammit, if only I could get back the seven hours I spent writing this post. Even Fred’s turning against me! Fred! Agggggh