Aug.25.2008 Sophie Monk has a stupid tattoo

Sophie Monk was at a hairdresser this weekend and she revealed, for the first time, some stupid tattoo on the back of her neck reading “Monk”.

Either she’s too much of a dolt to remember her last name or Tony Shaloub is tagging her with reckless abandon. Either way, this is one of the stupidest tattoos in the history of mankind.

It makes me angry because there are few things worse than an idiotic tattoo, especially on an attractive girl. Sophie Monk pisses me off more and more every time I see her since she had that photo leak of her in an absurdly skimpy bikini a couple weeks back. It makes me sad. I’m not supposed to hate big breasted girls until after I have sex with them. Because, baby, how can I respect you if you have sex with someone like me? Disgraceful.