Aug.05.2008 Scarlett Johansson isn’t good at see-through dresses
From the premiere of something called Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which is either a period film or the unveiling of my housekeeper comes Scarlett Johansson in this lovely ensemble.
Granted I’m not a stylist or anything, in spite of how awesome I look everyday, but I have to question the logic of wearing a see-through dress and then having a huge grandma bra underneath it. Is that supposed to imply class? Or are you simply aspiring to take your milky skin and curvy figure to the complete Victorian extreme by wearing the least sexy bra you can find? Note to all the women out there: If you’re going to wear a see-through dress, commit to it. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s half-assing it. Go big or go home. Especially if it involves showing off oversized breasts. Actually, only if it involves that. I could probably care less if you don’t try in any other aspect of life. In fact, I’d be disappointed in you if you aspire to be anything other than a set of boobs.
Man, I’m going to be an awesome father to a little girl some day.
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