Aug.22.2008 Police arrest drug dealer-hating ninjas
It’s rare to find a good ninja story here in the tristate area. Thank God for these two asshats in New Jersey who thought that dressing up like ninjas and scaring drug dealers was a good idea.
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Police in New Jersey busted a couple of ninja warriors on Thursday. The two young men are now facing serious charges.
Jesse Trojaniak of Clifton has had a fascination with ninjas. But early Wednesday morning his ninja activities got him busted by cops, along with his friend Tadeusz Tertkiewicz, 20.
Police said they found the two in a car on Rt. 46 dressed in black ninja garb and SWAT-type vests, armed with an assortment of knives, swords, nunchuks … and a cross bow.
“They were armed to the teeth,” Clifton Police Det. Capt. Robert Rowan said.
Police said they were on their way to deliver warning letters to drug dealers and drug users urging them to stop their “impure” activities.
He said they planned on dropping off five letters to drug dealers in the area, saying “You have committed passing on your impurity upon innocent brothers and sisters.”
And that the ninja outfits were just to scare them. As for the weapons …
“Those weapons … they were just for show. They were just there to make us look as ninja as possible,” Jesse said.
I can certainly relate. I used to really want to be a Ninja Turtle. I’d eat pizza, throw out witty quips, say “Cowabunga!”, gangbang reporters clad in yellow jumpsuits, whatever I could do to emulate my heroes. The only difference is that I was FIVE YEARS OLD and not trying to intimidate drug dealers.
Sure, it’s admirable and all that these functionally retarded boys want to clean up their neighborhood and whatever but it’s just another illustration of the way society has trained young people these days to think they’re more special than they are. You’re not going to make a difference, you’re not going to scare anyone, you’re just an ass who can’t come to the realization that Barney and your parents and whatever asshole teacher told you that you were special but you’re not. And if you prance up to a drug dealer in black pajamas with a ninja star you bought at a state fair, there’s a good chance he will shoot you in the head. And it would be totally justified. And I hate you.
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