Aug.14.2008 Playboy parties are officially over
Hugh Hefner sure parties a lot for someone who’s quickly looking uncannily like the Cryptkeeper. But no more, says Fox News, he’s calling off any future Playboy-subsidized parties at the Playboy Mansion.
It looks like Holly Madison is finally getting what she wants — Hugh Hefner all to herself and the winding down of his wild parties populated by girls wearing next to nothing.
Fellow girlfriends Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt were nowhere to be seen at last Thursday’s EA Madden NFL ‘09 Game Launch party at West Hollywood’s STK. And the Playboy founder clearly only had eyes for Madison as they canoodled in the back VIP booth, with Holly very much in her element and laughing a lot more than usual (for once she didn’t have to share her man).
After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs.
A rep from the men’s mag kept mum on the murmurs, saying: “Who knows what will happen in a year from now?”
I can’t say I know, per se, but I have a pretty logical guess. Holly Madison in a black dress pretending that her life has been irrevocably altered over the casket of some senile old asshole in a smoking jacket. Yeah okay Fictional Future Holly Madison, I’m sure you’re going to miss those dangly old balls in your face or the agony that comes when you see Hef popping a little blue pill, knowing that in mere hours, you’re going to have to have these Sharpei-skinned mess on top of you or you’re going to have to mount him and risk grinding his fragile hip bones into a powder. Truly a heartbreaking moment.
Comments
Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!