Aug.15.2008 Lindsay Lohan is only gay at convenient times
I’ve seen lesbians, researched them thoroughly across various anthropological films like “Girls Who Like Girls Part 7″ and I’ll tell you what…this Lindsay Lohan doesn’t sound like a real lesbian.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend — for a man.
Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to be appearing in the relationship.
On August 5 at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room, Lindsay, 22, cozied up to other men whenever Sam left her side.
“Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys,” an eyewitness tells OK!.
And earlier that day, guests at the Miami hotel witnessed the couple’s repeated clashes.
“Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,” an insider tells OK!. “Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.” Another friend adds, “Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”
I almost feel bad for that stupid real lesbian Samantha Ronson. She’s all like “Hey I love vaginas” and Lindsay’s like “Yeah vaginas are cool I guess, sometimes” but Samantha’s like ALL ABOUT vaginas and Lindsay can kind of take or leave them so it’s kind of hard to have a relationship because relationships are all about common interests based around parts of your anatomy.
This kind of sounds like something planted by Samantha’s publicist or something though to make Lindsay look like a bitch. Which is unfair. Lesbian love shouldn’t be played out in tabloids, it should be played out by two drunken college girls in a setting where they giggle a lot and then feel kind of bad while a man steers them into the situation. Then you all vomit together the next day. That’s what woman on woman love is…beautiful, isn’t it?
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