Aug.04.2008 Heidi Montag sees something worth photographing, Audrina provides boobs
Have you had enough of the big-breasted talentless harlots of The Hills? I’m going to ignore your answer and continue on. From some party celebrating the fact that T-Mobile has cell phones.

Look at that! He’s reading! And it’s not even like a magazine or a Bazooka Joe comic, but an actual book! And Heidi is so proud that she’s filming it, thinking “Golly, one day I’d like to be able to seewords and turn them into thoughts.” Awesome. See kids, reading is FUNdamental! And impressive to busty blondes!
The main event though, as always, is Audrina Patridge’s boobs. Say hi to them in the photos below and see more here. My favorite is the third one. It’s like, “OMG we had no idea you photographers were here! Haha we are just hanging out and being friends, not here for your attention at all! Leave us alone, we value our privacy!”









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