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Aug.06.2008 Hayden Panettiere is braless, sort of meaty


From the set of Heroes, a show which is apparently less about sandwiches than I realized and more about douchebags doing things I can’t do.

I’m not like the biggest Hayden Panettiere fan though I think at times she looks attractive. This is not one of those times. Yes her lack of a bra is distracting but I find it even more distracting that she’s built like a Russian pommel horse champion from the Soviet Bloc era. Her arms look like delicious hams. And I promised my girlfriend that my days of sexing hams were over. Other than that Christmas ham from last year. Sure, everyone saw us. But it felt so right. And whatever, it needed to be glazed anyway.

[More delicious Ham-den Panettiere]

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3 Responses to “Hayden Panettiere is braless, sort of meaty”

  1. Morning Recall | Screen Junk on August 6th, 2008 10:23 am

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  2. Zapada on August 7th, 2008 5:24 am

    Stunted growth abnormality., and we must assume this tragic medical condition has greatly affected her mentality as well, she has plenty of brains but no common sense.

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