Aug.18.2008 GREATEST. BLIND ITEM. EVER.
I don’t really post stuff like blind items but this one is by far the best one I’ve ever read.
WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex’s apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut . . .
I’m not about to start posting pictures of guys above but a cursory list that seem capable of forcible sodomy…
-Vin Diesel
-James Franco
-Brendan Fraser
-Robert Downey Jr
-Christian Bale
-Wall-E
I fear that if Wall-E had busted in on someone and raped him, that man probably would be incapable of living, let alone collecting on a $500k bribe. Robert Downey Jr only fucks men for drugs. Christian Bale seems well-adjusted for a guy who plays convincing psychopaths and abuses his mom. Vin Diesel doesn’t have any friends. Smart money goes on James Franco or Brendan Fraser. They both seem a little weird, could be classified as a hunk, had summer movies, and just seem unhinged enough to be capable of man-on-man rape.
Then again, who isn’t capable of man-on-man rape amongst us? When you’re without a woman for hours, maybe even a day, you’ll take whatever you can get. That’s how I justify it to myself, at least.
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