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Aug.15.2008 Eva Longoria may not be preggers, definitely is wearing see-through top


Wow this is like Reese’s Peanut Butter cups…”You got your see-through tops in my ‘I’m not fat’ story!” “No you got your ‘I’m not fat’ story in my see-through top pics!” It’s the best of both worlds, because Eva Longoria wants you to know she’s happy with the couple extra pounds she’s gained…she likes being curvy.

Eva Longoria isn’t paying attention to comments about her weight — because she is happy with her new curves.

The Desperate Housewives star — who piled on the pounds for her role as Gabrielle Solis in the hit TV show — insists she loves her figure; and only works out for fun.

She explains, “I don’t feel any pressure to look a certain way and get back in shape. I work out because it makes me feel more energized and have more energy throughout the day. And I do it for health benefits. Not for the superficial reasons.

“It is great you get to stay in shape and look better but I’m not obsessed with it. It is not at the forefront of my mind.”

Huh, and here I was, thinking she looked pregnant and it turns out that she just reeeeally liked ice cream and candy bars dipped in lemur fat. Who knew?

She does have a pretty tough life though so I could see how that silly “going to the gym” thing wouldn’t be at the forefront of her mind any more. For example, she has to walk around and buy stuff and let Tony Parker ejaculate on her. Very stressful. Especially because he always insists that she “swallow him like a crepe”. Oh French people, you just love those little rolled up pancakes don’t you?

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