Aug.28.2008 Chinese cats can fly
If the Olympics didn’t tip you off adequately, here’s a reminder that China’s a fucked up place…a tabby in China somehow grew a pair of wings.
While most cats are known for their ability to land on their feet, some in China may soon be able to glide to safety on their mysterious wings.
A tabby from the Qingyan province in China recently sprouted a pair of fur-covered wings on his back during a hot-weather spell, the U.K.’s Daily Mail reported.
Immediately, the unique kitty became a spectacle to behold, as visitors flocked to see the unusual feline.
One cat owner, identified only as Feng, claimed her pet’s wings were the result of stress from too many females desiring to mate with him, the Mail reported.
Oh man, me and you cat…we’re not so different. Hi5!!
“At first they were just two bumps,” she told the Mail. “But they started to grow quickly and after a month there were two wings.”
But the owner later grew fearful that the tabby would either be stolen by envious admirers or that it would fly away and decided to cut one of the two flappers off, World Entertainment News Network said.
I’d fly away if I were that cat too and everyone was always trying to turn me into sesame chicken. That’s kind of sad though that cutting off a wing is their reaction…”Hey, you’re evolving eh? Well, let ol’ Dr. Rusty Blade take care of that!”
Reports that the kitty drank a case of Red Bull are as yet unconfirmed.
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