Aug.01.2008 Aussie “Miley Cyrus” Jess Origliasso is disrobed
I dunno who this chick is (she’s hot though so that helps) or why it’s such a big deal because she’s 23, but Gawker is reporting that Australians are in an uproar over Australian pop star Jessica Origliasso having nude photos of herself leaked on the Internet.
Earlier this week, Gawker’s sexy sister site Fleshbot tracked down a topless photo of Jessica Origliasso, a 23-year-old Australian pop star who sings in a group called The Veronicas with her twin sister. For ease of comparison, let’s call her the Aussie Lindsay Lohan (they both like to kiss girls). Now people in Australia are going all WILD over this scandal and BARING THEIR BOSOMS. We must call for calm!
We thought Australians were all drunken harlots anyhow? We don’t follow Aussie pop music but we’d imagine this sort of thing would be almost an imperative. Intoxicated Aussies falling down on the the beach, isn’t that how it goes, stereotypically? But since the news broke on Fleshbot, Origliasso’s rep has tried to deny the topless photo is her, even though it’s part of a set that obviously is her.
More alarming has been the response of the singer’s young fans, in an online forum:
The fans on the forum had been planning to send in photos and videos of themselves in bras and bikini tops as a symbolic gesture of support for Jess.
For your edification, the uncensored photo of Miss Origliasso can be found here (NSFW, obvs). And here’s her face:
Well, I can’t see any reason why Jess’s teenage fans posting photos of themselves in various stages of undress would be bad. If anything, it should inspire our American teenage whores to say “No more!” Not as in “no more saucy pictures of yourself leaked on the Internet,” oh God no. But more like “HEY AUSTRALIA, WE CAN DO IT BIGGER AND BETTER.”
Frankly if this doesn’t end in teenage girls in their bikinis holding hands with kangaroos singing “We shall overcome” I will be tremendously disappointed. Don’t let me down Australia. So help me, I will send armies of sting rays down there after you if you do. I hear that’s their one weakness!
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